Somebody get these folks a movie deal!

Found via Boing Boing this glorious set of Bootleg Star Wars: Episode 3 Captions is utterly mind blowing.



As well as the ones for Fahrenheit 9/11.



I'm going to be sued for saying this...but on a side note I bought a few bootleg DVD's in Viet Nam a year and a half back, and I just checked them to see if I have any gems. It turns out that my Gangs of New York DVD apparently uses the subtitle text from what I can only assume to be Pokemon: The Movie on crack.

I'm currently watching Daniel Day Lewis as Bill the Butcher, draped in an American flag say: "Release the monkeys. Gather the coins. This is the greatness of America."